Order Desk Corpus Localization LLC

Stripe already took the money. You still have to hear about it.

Stripe Payment Link SLA alerts — $29/mo

A paid checkout.session.completed with nobody on the hook is a lost customer. Order Desk is a hosted webhook: Telegram (or the dashboard) within 60 seconds of Stripe delivering the event, an SLA countdown, and a second ping if you do not click mark intake done. We do not run your shop. We do not install OpenClaw.

$29 / month · 14-day money-back · no free tier

Subscribe — $29/mo Zapier vs Onlizer vs us

Not affiliated with Stripe. We never see PAN. Restricted to whsec_ signing secrets — paste an sk_live key and we reject it.

What $29/mo does

  • Webhook URL you add in your Stripe → Developers → Webhooks
  • Signature check on every event (fail-closed if unsigned)
  • Telegram via your BotFather bot + chat id
  • SLA clock on paid Checkout / Payment Link events
  • One-click “mark intake done” — no Gmail OAuth
  • Second Telegram if the clock runs out
  • Last 50 events on a private dashboard URL

What is not included

  • We do not fulfill the order
  • We do not log into Stripe Dashboard for you
  • We do not install OpenClaw, n8n, or a VPS agent
  • We do not take card data or sk_live keys
  • We do not connect Seller Central, Gmail, or Slack Enterprise
  • We do not guarantee the customer got their product

Named prices in this lane (2026)

The market is a ping. We sell the ping plus a clock. Full ladder on cost.

Who Price What you actually buy
Stripe Dashboard + email $0 You poll. Stripe emails if an endpoint dies — often after days of missed events.
StripeToTelegram from ~$10/mo Stripe → Telegram. No intake SLA.
Onlizer Notify $19/mo 1k messages. A ping. No intake SLA.
Zapier Stripe→Telegram task usage The template exists. You still own retries and whether anyone marked intake done.
Order Desk $29/mo Signed webhook + Telegram + SLA + mark-done. Hosted. Not an install.
Hookdeck $0 / $39/mo Webhook infra. Not an operator SLA inbox.

How it works

  1. Pay $29/mo. Stripe Checkout on this page. After payment, send BotFather token, chat id, and SLA hours (see thanks page).
  2. We issue a webhook URL. You add it in your Stripe account. Paste the new whsec_ into the dashboard. Never paste sk_live.
  3. A test Payment Link fires Telegram. Paid events start a clock. Click the ack link when intake is done.
  4. If you do not ack, we ping again. That is the product. Fulfillment is still yours.

FAQ

Do you log into my Stripe account?

No. You add a webhook in your Dashboard and paste whsec_. We reject live secret keys.

Do you install OpenClaw?

No. Hosted receiver only. You may create a Telegram bot with BotFather. We do not run BotFather for you and we do not ship an agent to your VPS.

What do you guarantee?

A ping within 60 seconds of Stripe delivering the webhook to our endpoint. Not that you shipped the goods. 14-day money-back; there is no free playground.

Is this Corpus AI?

Same LLC: Corpus Localization LLC. Different product name, different URL. Packet storefronts (GBP, Amazon POA, VPAT, hearing binder) stay on their own github.io sites. Do not pay for Order Desk on those pages.

Gmail / missing-intake matching?

v1 is a mark-done link, not Gmail OAuth. If you want mailbox matching later, that is a later SKU — not this checkout.

Subscribe

$29/mo. 14-day money-back. Stripe Checkout. After payment, email subject ORDER DESK with BotFather token and chat id. Do not paste sk_live.

Subscribe — $29/mo

Checkout is live. Not affiliated with Stripe. We do not guarantee you fulfill the order.