Price page · undercut + fast · 2026-08-24
Named prices. We undercut the suite they already pay.
The model is both: cheaper than the suite, faster than their email or daily scan. We still will not manufacture widgets, cook food, or perform heart surgery.
Watchdogs
| Who | Price | Speed | Watch Desk |
|---|---|---|---|
| Oh Dear Solo | $17/mo (2 sites) | uptime + SSL bundled | $12/mo, HTTP Telegram ≤60s |
| Visualping Personal | $14/mo (Free is 60 min) | Free plan every 60 min | HTML hash ≤15 min on $12 |
| ReviewAlert.ai Basic | $21/mo | Daily / “within 24 hours” | $15 alone or a $12 check, ≤15 min |
| BrightLocal Track | $39/mo monthly | rank grid + audit | $19 Listing Pulse (unpublished) or Rank Grid $19 (ranks) |
| Order Desk (us) | $29/mo | 60s from Stripe webhook | Separate storefront for Payment Links |
Capable SKUs we used to fail
| Who | Their price | Watch Desk SKU | SLA |
|---|---|---|---|
| Managed OpenClaw / installer | Self-serve from about €10.90/mo; current all-inclusive tiers $49.99–$349.99/mo; service scope varies | $299 bounded setup + $49/mo | 48h setup · named 15 min keep-alive |
| Instantly Growth band | $37–$97/mo | Instantly Desk $29/mo | Campaign health ≤15 min |
| Amazon VA / agency login ops | $500–$2k retainers | Seller Central Desk $99/mo | Login/policy ping ≤15 min |
| NiceJob / Podium | $75 / ~$399 | Review Blast $39/mo | Same-day consented blast |
| Local Falcon Starter | $24.99/mo | Rank Grid $19/mo | Same-day paid SERP API grid |
| Churnkey | ~$199–$250/mo | Card Retry $29/mo | Failed invoice ≤60s; no PAN |