Undercut the suite. Beat their email.
Website down, listing unpublished, new 1-star — Telegram in 60 seconds.
Oh Dear is $17/mo. BrightLocal Track is $39/mo. ReviewAlert scans once a day. Watch Desk is $12/mo for five hosted checks: uptime, SSL, page text, GBP closed/unpublished markers, review-count fingerprint. HTTP failures ping within 60 seconds. Listing and review changes within 15 minutes.
$12 / month · 14-day money-back · no free tier
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Not affiliated with Google, Oh Dear, Instantly, Amazon, or OpenClaw. We ping, install, or nag the job you already pay a suite for. We do not guarantee Maps reinstatement, inbox placement, or a Stripe retry outcome.
What $12/mo watches (up to 5)
- http — status not 2xx/3xx → Telegram ≤60s
- ssl — certificate under 14 days left
- html — public page text hash changed ≤15 min
- gbp — “permanently closed” / unpublished markers
- review — review-count fingerprint moved
If you only want one job
- Review ping alone — $15/mo (ReviewAlert is $21 and 24h)
- Listing Pulse alone — $19/mo (BrightLocal Track is $39/mo monthly)
- Stripe Payment Links — Order Desk $29/mo (different connect flow)
Also for sale (same shop)
If you already pay Instantly, Local Falcon, NiceJob, Churnkey, an Amazon VA, or an OpenClaw installer, compare the exact bounded job and SLA below. Email the subject line; we invoice same day until Stripe Checkout is on the button.
| SKU | Price | They already pay | SLA |
|---|---|---|---|
| OpenClaw install | $299 setup + $49/mo | Self-serve managed hosts currently start near €10.90/mo; service scope varies | Bounded setup 48h; named keep-alive ≤15 min |
| Instantly Desk | $29/mo | Instantly $37–$97 | Campaign health Telegram ≤15 min |
| Seller Central Desk | $99/mo | Amazon VA retainers | Login/policy ping ≤15 min. You own the account. |
| Review Blast | $39/mo | NiceJob $75 / Podium ~$399 | Same-day blast after a consented list |
| Rank Grid | $19/mo | Local Falcon Starter $24.99 | Grid same day via paid SERP API |
| Card Retry | $29/mo | Churnkey ~$199–$250 | Failed-invoice Telegram ≤60s; hosted update-card |
Disclaimers (read before you email)
OpenClaw: we install your bot on our VPS or yours. Instantly Desk: deliverability is not guaranteed; we do not launder spam. Seller Central: Amazon may ban third-party logins; you can revoke; this is not the $299 no-login POA packet and not a reinstatement guarantee. Review Blast: you warrant TCPA consent; we refuse lists without a consent column; 10DLC is your Twilio brand. Rank Grid: coordinates you give us; not Local Falcon’s exact UI in week one. Card Retry: we never store PAN; Stripe Smart Retries stay in your Stripe.
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Stripe Checkout is live for the priced SKUs below. Review-only and Listing Pulse still invoice same-day until those links exist. Do not send sk_live or card numbers.
Watch Desk — $12/mo Review only — $15/mo Listing Pulse — $19/mo
OpenClaw setup — $299 OpenClaw keep-alive — $49/mo Instantly Desk — $29/mo Seller Central Desk — $99/mo
Review Blast — $39/mo Rank Grid — $19/mo Card Retry — $29/mo
14-day money-back on the first month. After checkout, email intake@ with the SKU subject and the setup details on the thanks page.
FAQ
Is this cheaper than Oh Dear or BrightLocal?
Watch Desk is $12/mo for up to 5 checks. Oh Dear Solo is $17/mo for 2 sites. BrightLocal Track is $39/mo monthly. ReviewAlert.ai Basic is $21/mo and scans daily. Rank Grid is $19/mo vs Local Falcon Starter $24.99. Review Blast is $39/mo vs NiceJob $75 and Podium about $399.
How fast is the ping?
HTTP down: Telegram within 60 seconds of our fetch. HTML, Google listing unpublished markers, and review-count fingerprint: within 15 minutes. SSL: when days-left crosses 14. Failed-invoice Card Retry: within 60 seconds. OpenClaw setup packet in 48 hours.
Do you install OpenClaw?
Yes. OpenClaw install is $299 setup plus $49/mo keep-alive. We install your bot. Stripe Payment Link monitoring is a separate product, Order Desk, at $29/mo.